You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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