a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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