She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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