You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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