My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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