great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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