If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
they're like a gay fantastic four
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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