I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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