That's when you crack a 10am beer
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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