this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I wear drunk well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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