Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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