if you like me you must not know who I am
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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