But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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