Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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