I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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