I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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