For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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