Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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