he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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