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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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