He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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