Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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