your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
one two three fourrrrnication!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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