I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
did you just send me my own nude
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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