is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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