at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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