She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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