I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
