My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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