So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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