Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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