we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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