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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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