i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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