What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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