I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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