so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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