peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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