i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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