Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
