toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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