you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
