Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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