people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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