I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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