apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
