Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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