i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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