dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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