You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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