Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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