Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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