im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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