every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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