I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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