Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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